May 2013
ipissedinyourmountaindew:
Daft Punk’s album got an 8.8 on Pitchfork.
88 is known as code for Hitler’s Salute (H is the 8th letter in the alphabet, 88=HH=Hail Hitler)
Daft Punk confirmed for starting the Fourth Reich
Me + alcohol + bar scene + Bruce Springsteen = theatrical insanity
speedwagonfoundation:
chocolatecookieslove:
yuukiakura:
speedwagonfoundation:
YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LUNATICS
IF SOMEONE OFFERED YOU 1.1 BILLION FOR YOUR COMPANY WOULD YOU TAKE IT?
If my company was called tumblr. then no
NO. Because this is a different life.
my apologies, you are both clearly financial experts
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liquidoctopus:
rap game Mcdonalds cashier
h0odrich:
Twista rapped himself light speed into the 4th dimension
Oh g od why does my elementary school teacher always make raunchy sex jokes on Facebook I am so uncomfortable elhp
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So it's my brother's 22nd Birthday and
Mom: I just texted your brother all the lyrics to the chorus of Taylor Swift's 22.
Me: Oh my God.
Mom: [starts singing the chorus]
Me: Oh my God Mom.
Mom: What? I've been planning it for a whole week!
Me: Mom... [giggling uncontrollably]
Mom: You should be proud, I'm the cool mom now!
Me: [at this point I'm laughing so hard I actually start crying]
someone: Az-
Azealia Banks: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Watchfuckme-bradtollman:
following riff raff on vine was the smartest thing ive ever done
white people on every picture: wow this is powerful
lunaamour:
holy mary mother of swaggie pray for the swagless now and at the hour of our death amen
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
I don't know if I'll ever have a band but I...
The Edgy Skeletons
Skeletons with Sunglasses
Cool Dad Party
Sexy Dad Party
Talking Jetpack Dog
Where’s the Drop?
Real 90s Existential Dread
Stew Pickle Cuddle Fest
Space Duck
Plants
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bedussey:
guys, listen, i found the cure to depression. what’s the opposite of DEpression? that;s right, IMpression. if you feel hopelessly sad and want to die, just do an impression of someone! for, example, the presidet of the united states„ your favorite cartoon character, even your mom (caution: she may…
